Do you desire hand-sculpted hats of wild design?

Is your sweetheart a conniseur of cool creations and threads?

Do you just love the idea of art for your head?

Is the party of the year about to happen?

Get them an unique hat from Woodstock's Hooker, Jonathan James -- a hat making human of the southern Catskill mountains.

You choose the colors, send the measure of your crown, and tell me what events you expect to wear it to:

• a London jet-set supper?
• onstage at a Manhattan funk show?
• to that crazy, private party outside of Woodstock?

I can contemplate, consider and then create your hat. I crochet and ship your unique art piece and you get the attention.

Commission a hat! Just like that! In seconds flat!

Of course, you need to plan at least 4 to 6 weeks ahead if you want an original design in time for your special event.